12343 <p>Open letter to Roger Goodell head of NFL Law Enforcement and Fair Play.</p> <p>Dear Mr. Goodell,</p> <p>Please take stern and fast measures to remove the bullseye target that has been nefariously and cowardly stuck onto Tom Brady's jersey by the other 31 NFL teams besides the Patriots.</p> <p>I am calling for a three forked prong of checks and balances to the scales of NFL frontier style justice.</p> <p>To wit:</p> <p>1) Fine and suspend Washington "Cheapshotskin" Albert Haynesworth back to the Stonehenge Age.</p> <p>2) Same with the the lowly Bengals'&nbsp;Robert "Turkey Feathers" Geathers.</p> <p>3) Let us get Matt Cassel "Hoff" back from the Chiefs just in case and if he is also hurt please fine and suspend the Seahawks' Brandon "Insane in the" Mebane.</p> <p>4) OT &nbsp;---&nbsp; but please waive the five year waiting period for Tedy Bruschi since he has retired and we all know he will be going into the Canton NFL Football League Hall of Fame&nbsp; - and as a<strong><em> PATRIOT</em></strong> I might add - anyway so why yank everybody around and make us wait five years?&nbsp; LOL!</p> true 2009-08-31T18:42:05Z 92942 0 2009-08-31T18:42:05Z