OldSchoolPatriotFan's Official 2009 Season Predictions

12343 THE OFFICIAL OldSchoolPatriotFan (OSPF  LOL!) ON THE ESPN MESSAGE BOARD RECORD 2009  (and 1 game in 2010 LOL!) PREDICTIONS AND STUFF. LOL! Week 1 Monday, September 14th Buffalo - This is like when a perennial  powerhouse major college team opens the season with a tune up game against Whodathunkit Mississippi or something. LOL!  My prediction is that "T.O." will become better known as "T Zero" once we hold him for ZERO catches for ZERO yards and ZERO touchdowns.  LOL!  Easy win for us by 25 or 30 points. Week 2 Sunday, September 20th @ Jets - If this were Russia they'd be called the Nyets!  LOL! Another easy win. Week 3 Sunday, September 27th Falcons - Uh ...   hello ?  Newsflash, wakeup call, reality check? Last year's Cinderella team will get their pumpkin smashed like an ant at a shoe company summer picnic or something!  LOL!  ZING!  LOL!!! Week 4 Sunday, October 4th Ravens - Good news for Ray Lewis. In addition to getting his stats padded by getting credit for a tackle if he is anywhere on the field or sidelines when either the Raven defense or even the opposing defense makes a tackle .... he now qualifies for an AARP discount!  LOL! Easy win for the Pats Week 5 Sunday, October 11th @ Broncos - BB will take Josh "Benedict Arnold" McDaniels to the woodshed and school him on a thing or two about loyalty and trust and friendship. McDaniels will soon rue the day he turned into a turncoat on BB. I would normally say a 25 or so point win here but BB will really run up the score and pile it on even more than he always does so I call for a 55 point win in the Mile High Club City! Week 6 Sunday, October 18th Titans - Three Words.... Forget the Titans  ... and three more ..LOL!        Week 7 Sunday, October 25th @ Bucs - The Jolly Old United Kingdom will not be so Cheerios for the Bucs after we Bangers on their Mash or whatever!  LOL! We will probably be looking forward to our bye week and making plans for vacations and stuff but I doubt very much if it will take anything more than a very  marginal and minimal level of concentration to rout the Bucs by at least 30 points or more. Week 8 BYE WEEK - With the Bucs right before our bye week and the Fins right after this is more like a three week vacation of rest and relaxation for us !  I bet Tom and Gazelle go to Los Angeles and look at their new house for a couple of days!  LOL! Week 9 Sunday, November 8th Dolphins - BB will give the Dolphins a taste of their own illegal trick formation illegal trick play so-called "Wildcat" play medicine because WE will run it with a certain former  NFL player you may have heard a little bit of talk about recently... MIKE freakin' VICK!!! Week 10 Sunday, November 15th @ Unicorns (Colts LOL!) - There will be no "Rainbow Connection" for Manning and company this year!  LOL! Week 11 Sunday, November 22nd Jets - By this point in the season Mark Sanchez will be sure to be starting for the hapless Nyets and we will be sure to give him a dirty Sanchez uniform jersey by sacking him so much!  LOL! Easy win Week 12  Monday, November 30th      @ Saints - No offense to the Saints or  anything but this will be exactly the same as if we had another BYE WEEK this week. Easy win Week 13  Sunday, December 6th @ Dolphins - This will probably be a must win game for the Dolphins if they want to make the playoffs as a second or third rate Wild Card but sad to say that Parcells long, long streak of disappointing playoff teams will not have a chance for redemption this year because we rub them out in a Pearl Harbor Eve Massacre!  LOL! Week 14  Sunday, December 13th Panthers - This Super Bowl Lombardi Trophy Ring rematch will be even more of a crushing wipeout onesided defeat than when we played them in the Super Bowl before!  LOL! Week 15  Sunday, December 20th @ Bills  - We will already be resting up our 1st team for the playoffs and Super Bowl plus a lot of the guys will probably have to play in the Pro Bowl too but still an easy win over the Bills. Week 16  Sunday, January 3rd @ Texans - We will be ringing in 2010 with a good old fashioned New England Patriot style barbecuing of the Texans and don't worry folks.... I know for a fact that BB plans on bringing along a 16 oz. jar of whupazzz!  LOL! We will rest our starters and 2nd string as well as some the more prominent or well known of our 3rd stringers for the playoffs and Super Bowl but still come up with a win from our lean, mean and hungry to prove themselves 4th teamers  and taxi cab squad players who are speed demons and young guns with fresh legs and stuff!  LOL! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So there you have it. I am on official ESPN Message Board RECORD for predicting another undefeated (regular) season for the Pats. If everything looks good coming out of training camp and preseason I will make my Playoffs and Super Bowl predictions then. (HINT HINT and SPOILER ALERT we win it!)  LOL! true

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