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The Debut Of The UNFL

Posted 05/14/2008/20:11:02 ago

A New Haven-based investor group recently announced the formation of the United National Football League, saying their 22 professional teams will focus on developing talent when play begins in January 2009. Here are the league’s other noteworthy features:

* In addition to playing football, UNFL will also be an international peacekeeping force

* A pass will be considered complete if a receiver grabs it on the first bounce

* Provides a league for those standout high school players too stupid to get into the University of Miami

* Trampolines

* In the event that a game goes into overtime, the league will automatically go bankrupt

* Specially designed protective cup adds hilarious “Boi-yoi-yoinng!” sound to nut-shots

* The commissioner’s mom just bought this awesome glow-in-the-dark ball, so the league will use that

* Can pretty much guarantee Doug Flutie will try out

* To increase excitement, scoring, and make games move faster, field will be shortened to 12 yards

* Guys will still run around and hit each other, but you will not know their names

the_sugarshack

the_sugarshack (05/20/2008/11:11:23 ago)

Is Jeff George going to try out too?

CommunityEds

CommunityEds (05/15/2008/17:02:55 ago)

Funny post. Maybe they'll innovate and put names on the helmets, as well as the uniforms, to help us identify the players.

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NFL, College Football, NHL, Running, Arena Football, Marathon, Golf, Skiing

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Greatest Sports Moment

1. Red Wing Stanley Cup victories! 96-97, 97-98, 01-02, 07-08. Stevie Y is STILL the man!!!

2. The Astros beating Atlanta in 18 innings to win the NL Division Series in 2005.

3. Vince Young beating USC in the 2005 National Championship game.

4. 1980 US Hockey Team win over Russia.

5. Mike Tyson in late '80s and early '90s - he's just a washed up freak now.

6. All the Dallas Cowboy Superbowl wins.

Worst memories -
'93 AFC playoff loss by the Oilers to the Bills.
SB XLII Patriots loss to Giants.

In Koocar's Words...

Sports: The original reality TV show!
I love the drama that sports can provide: Overtime games, bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, game seven or a close super bowl or national championship game. AH!!!!

Did you know Hitler is a die-hard Cowboys fan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_9U TvESBIc

Any runners out there?
I ran my first marathon - the 2008 Houston Chevron Marathon. I finished in a grueling 4:29 minutes. Last year I ran the half marathon in 1:52 minutes so I expected to finish the full around 4 hours. Oh well at least I finished it! I'm not sure I'll run another marathon yet but I do plan to keep on running every week.

Who are my biggest sports heroes?
Without a doubt: Steve Yzerman, Craig Biggio & Jeff Bagwell for starters. Tedy Bruschi & Tom Brady too.

Who are my biggest sports villains?
The Colorado Avalanche, Claude Lemieux, the ohio state university, Terry Bradshaw and Joe Theisman for sure!

Terry & Joe are just a-holes! I never liked them as players when I was younger and they always say something stupid when talking on a football broadcast. I wish they would both just go away already!

Claude Lemieux has long since left the hockey scene but I'd still punch him in the face if I ever met him. Dirty rat b.a.s.t.a.r.d.!!!

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