ESPN's New Complaint Form

707361 ESPN's BUTTHURT FORM Date and time you experienced the butthurt _________________________________________ PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF YOUR BUTTHURT ____ Bill Simmons article ____ Message board post ____ Game conversation thread ____ ESPN Blog Post ____ Mike Ditka game prediction ____ ESPN Article ____ Streak For The Cash meltdown ____ Other (please specify) PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT ____ ESPN posted an article about my team(s) I didn't agree with ____ Someone wrote something that brought back bad memories and made me cry ____ I asked someone to critique my fantasy team ____ Someone posted a naughty word that hurt my virgin eyes and ESPN failed to block it due to the ability to use periods to get past the censors ____ I lost an argument regarding my team and now my chat room cred is shot to hell ____ I can't stop picking losers on Streak for the Cash ____ I resorted to name calling and was labeled as acting childish ____ Other (please describe and attach additional sheets if necessary) (Y) (N) Were there tears? (Y) (N) Was there permanent scarring from the butthurt? (Y) (N) Did you lose sleep from the butthurt? (Y) (N) Did you miss work or did your productivity drop from battling the butthurt? (Y) (N) Were you forced to employ a coping mechanism, such as turning off your phone or computer for a while and going outside? (Y) (N) Were there any incidents of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing long winded butthurt rebuttals?   PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE PERSON THAT CAUSED THE BUTTHURT ____ They are a big, mean, poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should worship me now ____ They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot on their front porch ____ They should be kicked out of the US because we just DON'T do chit like that here ____ They should have to post the Detroit Lions as their favorite team (and only the Detroit Lions) ____ They should be deported to Canada ____ They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world ____ All of the above DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT ____ I wrote a three thousand word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and posted it on their blog ____ I sent an incoherent flame to them from a friends email account ____ I used a spam program to send them multiple flame emails ____ I got all my online BFFs together and organized a flame war ____ I realized that arguing online is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time   AFTER COMPLETING THIS FORM, FEEL FREE TO KICK OUT THE CHAIR THAT IS CURRENTLY UNDERNEATH YOU WHILE YOU'RE DANGLING FROM THE RAFTERS  true

2009-10-05T21:04:20Z

95947 23 ESPN's New Complaint Form

2009-11-06T21:32:35Z